I know my face is flat, unlike A's or other rabbits'. Yeah, I get a little conscious about it sometimes, but the thing is that, if it's good enough for A and Kay and the ladies I've dated, then certainly it can't be so bad!?
Anyway, for a long time, Kay would beat herself up so much over it. She would tell people that it's her fault, that as a kid she went through this, 'all boys are icky' phase, and sat on my face when we were younger and squashed it while coo-cooing over A, so it ended up like this.
Kay sure has an active imagination! But the truth is, I was born like this. If I felt like my face had been squashed, I would have remembered it, even as a youngster.
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